Posted in 01 March 2009
Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends fou [...]
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Posted in 18 November 2008
I love talking dirty to my boyfriend whether it’s in person, over the phone, or even through text messaging. If fact, text messaging works best because you can use if for dirty text message jokes as well. Knowing what your boyfriend likes sexually really helps, because you can really turn him on via text messaging or over the phone.If you are talking to your boyfriend on the phone you can use that sexy voice, you know what I am talking about and tell him what kind of things you would l [...]
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Posted in 19 April 2009
Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book (Sheri Rehman ke jalwey) mein farmatay hein..Chicken Broast aise pakao ke kacha na ho,AurMohabat aise nibhao ke bacha na ho....
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Posted in 16 April 2009
Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
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Posted in 13 April 2009
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!” Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, "read all about it; Fifty-one people swindled!”
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Posted in 13 April 2009
Wife: Aik bat bolon???Husband: Han bolo.Wife: Maro gay to nahi???Husband: nahi nahi, tum bolo.Wife: Mein pregnanat hoon.Husband: Wah, ye to bahut khushi ki bat hay. tum darr kiu rahi thi???Wife: Aik dafa college ke zamany mein papa ko btaya tha, bahut mar parri thi...!!!
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Posted in 10 April 2009
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck""I see you're eyes are working" replies the duck."And you talk!" exclaims the landlord."I see you're ears are working" says the duck, "now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?""Certainly," says the landlord, " sorry about that, it's just we don't get many talking ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?""I'm working on the building site across [...]
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Posted in 09 April 2009
Did you here about the man who divorced his wife for using four letter words??? Find Work!!!!!
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Posted in 08 April 2009
Two cowboy ranchers in Texas, they each had their own horse, but theycould never tell them apart. So the first cowboy said, "I've got it!"The second cowboy said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let'sdo it!" So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse. But after a whilethe main grew back. The cowboys are having a really hard time tellingthem apart. Then the one cowboy said, "I've got it! "What? What? What'syour idea now? says the other" "I'll cut the tail on my horse reallysmal [...]
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Posted in 07 April 2009
there were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Posted in 06 April 2009
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.Adults are just kids who owe money.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.You! Off my planet!-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.I majored in liberal arts. Would you like frie [...]
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Posted in 05 April 2009
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on woo [...]
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Posted in 05 April 2009
Meri zalalat daikh kar Zardari bhi yah kehty hue Medan mein aa gaya Faraz..........Aaa daikhain zara kis mein kitna hai dam.....
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Posted in 01 April 2009
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know wh [...]
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Posted in 25 March 2009
Bush pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga.Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye...
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Posted in 23 March 2009
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.It works 24 hrs a day.365 days in a year.ButIt stops only when * U enter in examination hallOr * U get married!
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Posted in 10 February 2009
VERY FUNNY . IN THE FIRST PIC ONLY FLAT TV and next pic U can see the back Related Topics:How To Clean A Flat Screen Monitor Flat screen monitors, also known as LCD monitors, are a... Related Topics:How To Clean A Flat Screen Monitor Flat screen monitors, also known as LCD monitors, are a...
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Posted in 15 January 2009
1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have [...] No related posts.
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Posted in 09 January 2009
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The Indian says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home”. Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how [...] Related Topics:Floating Market At Thailand This is the best known destination in Ratchaburi where timeless...
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Posted in 23 July 2008
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, “George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.”
“Harriet, she’s [...]
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Posted in 16 July 2008
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies [...]
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Posted in 29 May 2009
FTP (File Transfer Protocol) is the method that computers of all kinds use to send and receive files over the Internet. It was developed to enable a number of important functions by computer users, including the sharing of data and its transfer between and among computers, including web servers that host personal or business domains. [...]
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Posted in 22 February 2009
I moved a few of my lists over there and will continue to add lists on a daily or nearly daily basis.Enjoy...Listing with the times and alcohol... Bookmark this on Delicious
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Posted in 30 June 2009
I received this message in my Facebook today....DEPORT ALL DIRTY GANDHISDEPORT ALL DIRTY GANDHISDEPORT ALL DIRTY GANDHISDEPORT ALL DIRTY GANDHISDEPORT ALL DIRTY GANDHIS_______________________________Deport ALL Dirty Gandhis -- ( Hindus ) -- from Malaysiawww.Dirty-Gandhis-out-of-Malaysia.vo x.comAll hindus are called, Dirty Gandhis.Dirty Gandhis have been sucking the blood from our economy and 2 years ago, they instigated riots and caused millions of euros worth of loss. These subversive [...]
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Posted in 24 June 2009
For those who were headed to the Dirty Projectors show at Lee's Palace in Toronto tonight, it has unfortunately been cancelled. Tomorrow night's show in Montreal has been put on hold as well.The band were in a car accident (everyone's fine) which they describe in their own words on their Myspace page:"Hi everyone Some of you may have heard that we were in a pretty serious accident today.
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